The public discovery of a “magic money tree” that provides massive amounts of capital has sent the United Kingdom into political turmoil, just months after Prime Minister Theresa May told a nurse employed by the NHS that such a thing did not exist. The figurative lack of such a source of funding has been cited by May as the reason for the harsh austerity measures some claim undermine the effectiveness of public services.
When confronted about the existence of the tree, Prime Minister May fled through the wheat fields of a neighboring farm, avoiding any requests for comment. Photo Credit: Papa November / Wikimedia Commons.